Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Hi we are very happy couple just like to spice things up we are looking for a 3 sum a small gangbang and love to have fun with a lady ? . I love sex toys and being drity my partner likes to watch me being bad sometimes Iam a size 16 with big tits size 38 gg love cum on them I can send a photo best times for...
Hey, I've recently come out of a long relationship so I'm not in the frame of mind to go on dates, but I do have needs, and the needs can only be met by someone I have a connection with - could that be you? I'm a busy girl with a full on career, I work hard but miss the playing harder - I like it hard! I love live...
What am i looking for? Life has seemed to centre around work and other things recently.......so i am looking to introduce some fun into it. Not looking for a full on relationship at the monent but wouldn't rule it out if the right guy came along, just want to have a good time with someone on a regular basis. I have had some good and some bad meets from here,...
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
ok so I'm going to write something in this little box here! I could ramble on about meaningless sh*t because I just know you guys won't read my rules and regulations and you will still message me! Well all I can say is thank god for message filters!!! Ok for those of you that CANT read I am editing my profile , if you are miles away (over 21 miles)...
I am 43years old and single. Would like to meet straight none kinky men for sex, I love passionate sex. I am looking for a long term relationship but in the meantime, I need sex. I do have a high sex drive but can only have sex with men that I am attracted to. I would prefer to meet someone for regular sex rather than a 1 night stand. I...
A brief description about myself: I'm a chilled out girl that takes life as it comes. I like to keep fit but I'm not a gym bunny.. I love going out, spending quality time with people that can put a smile on my face and generally an open minded person. I do not reply to messages as ' fancy a fuck tonight' or from married old men so if you...
Where to begin (I hate writing these things) I am a lawyer so work ridiculously long hours - doesn't leave much 'me' time :( I am single and have been for almost the last 2 years. My ex partner wasn't interested in the sexual side of our relationship :( so haven't been physical with anyone for quite some time :( I am quite shy in person until i get to...
I'm new here so please be gentle with me, I am a tactile lady with the right person, I am a very sincere, warm and caring person. I like listening to live jazz on a Sunday afternoons, I like most genre of music not particularly keen on heavy metal. I do like to go out for meals and a drink socially ,and not forgetting my yearly holiday in the sun